gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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phylavel:

how to get the girl, the scott summers way:

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cut her a piece of cake with your fucking eyes, just glare at a cake until she loves you

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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i got asked to homecoming I’m very?????

unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

spellcaster-queen-selene:

Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said “sure! let me hear you” and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers with some weight on and included himself and told her that people wouldn’t laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is all that matters PLUS that it’s ok to enjoy food?

Also, when a little boy asked to be the band’s stylist he just said “sure, go ahead fancy pants” like, there wasn’t a single second of questioning it, he went into “ok, that will be your position then” right away

That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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i-like-to-obsess:

petition to ban “i kissed a girl” from all queer girl fanmixes 2k14

hanging out with friends who have no clue like: “so any hot actors you got a crush on that are jewish? is seb stan jewish?” “nah but scarjo is jewish” “…” “…so…you know… she’s a homie….haha…”